The lady at the bank keeps asking me
So how’s your day going?
I say some days wild
and others serene
Hand-Raised Wolverines, Tom Russell
Highway Thru’ Hell, the Canadian TV documentary about heavy rescue operators working on the roads of British Columbia, initially showcased Jamie Davis and his fleet of brightly polished, chrome-heavy trucks. Obviously a man with a firm view on how he wanted his brand to look, the fleet culminated with the purchase of a $739,000 Rotator, a swivelling crane with a lifting capacity of 75 tons.
And yet, for all his flamboyance, Jamie’s thunder started being stolen, series by series, clip by clip, by Al Quiring and Gord Boyd of Quiring Towing. Where Jamie’s trucks are red, Al’s are green. Where Jamie is all about the spit ‘n’ polish, Al is more working patina. And where Jamie seems to love the limelight, Al is happy to just quietly get on with recovering trucks, throwing in the odd wisecrack along the way. They might have gone to school together, but they’re poles apart in just about everything else.
Everything, that is, except the careers they chose because they share a love of recovering heavy trucks from one of the most dangerous stretches of road in North America, the Coquihalla Highway.
Work started on the 303kms, four-lane highway in 1987, and the work was finally completed in 1990. The original budget of $250m was blown when they overspent by two-thirds, but then the challenges the engineers faced were almost unique. There are 38 overpasses, and a number of avalanche control areas. Fences, gates, underpasses and one overpass allow wildlife to migrate across the road.
The Coquihalla Highway, also known simply as The Coq or the more utilitarian Highway 5, reaches out from Vancouver into the Canadian interior, linking the southern Trans-Canada route (Highway 1) with the northern Trans-Canada/Yellowhead route (Highway 16), and is the most direct route to both Edmonton and Calgery.
And The Coq is where warm, moist air from Hawaii meets cold, dense air from Alaska. As much as a metre of snow can fall on the road in a night, and it arrives as wet, dense snow rather than the fine powdery version loved by ski enthusiasts. It packs down tight and firm, and gives little traction, especially when it freezes. The snowbanks lining the road can reach four metres in height, so there’s nowhere to go if a problem unfolds in front of you whilst you’re driving.
The Coq is also used by visitor and industrial traffic, amateurs and professionals, and when there’s a problem, the effects ripple out for mile after mile.
I meet up with Al on a sunny Monday in early June. It’s clear and bright. The phones aren’t ringing and the loudest noise is a gentle hum from the road outside. The yard is quiet, unassuming, like the man himself. There are no signs to show what lies behind the wooden fence but my sat-nav tells me when to turn, and when I do I see that famous green wrecker, which is, I find out, a 2007 Kenworth T800 Tri-Drive equipped with a P850 side puller and Vulcan V100 wrecker unit.
Alongside it is Gord’s matching truck. With ‘Plan B’ emblazoned across the bullbar (“by the time I arrive, Plan A has already failed,” Gord quips), it’s a $600,000 show of faith in Al’s righthand man; where most employees are given a truck off the fleet to drive, Gord was allowed to spec his own truck – and only he is allowed to drive it.
Over coffee and doughnuts in the office, the pair are open about life after Highway Thru’ Hell, their relationship with the rest of the stars, and the way that life on The Coq has affected them.
The show has been good to them, they say. They enjoy the opportunity it gives them to show off their skills, and to showcase their profession to a wider audience. While they’re conscious that any mistakes they make (“And it does go wrong,” admits Al) will be amplified via the internet, it’s a risk they’re willing to take. They’re as confident of their skills as men with decades of experience in the field are allowed to be; unconscious competence at its very best.
They’re confident, but not cocky. Gord is fond of saying that it’s all about physics, mainly Newton’s Laws (specifically the third) and Archimedes’ Law of the Lever. With a decent understanding of them, Gord claims that the job they do is simple. With some pushing he admits that experience helps. Pushed still further, he admits that a big pair of balls comes in handy, too.
I’d add stamina to that. The guys sometimes work for days at a time when they’re out on The Coq; if there are people to be rescued, then they can’t knock off until everyone is shiny side up again and on their way. Both men carry several changes of clothing in the lorry, spare boots, and even meals, which they heat up in little 12V ovens. Both men are advocates of decent coffee too, and Al’s wife’s mac ‘n’ cheese gets a mention as being “the best in the world”.
Logistics: Gord tells me that he buys his work gloves by the dozen, throwing wet ones on the floor of his cab to let the heater dry them. Al goes on to tell me that the highways engineers have discovered that sugar beet juice not only de-ices roads better than salt and calcium chloride, it does so down to -15ºC, a full ten degrees lower than salt. It is also less of an environmental problem when it runs down into the Coquihalla River. But for Al the advantage it offers is more personal: “I used to pull my gloves off after working out there and my hands were so sore and cracked [from the salt] that I was in agony.”
But while beet juice might keep the boys’ hands in good shape, this is still a brutal industry. Temperatures of -30ºC are commonplace, as are howling winds, snowstorms, and heavy rain squalls that instantly freeze, leaving ice that has been, on one occasion, four inches thick. “The controllers were looking at the TV monitors back at HQ and said to us that the road looks fine and would be reopened. ‘Hell, we can see the white lines,’ they told us. We told them that we were playing ice hockey out there!” Al laughs.
And, while the aim is to keep the Coquihalla Highway open at almost any cost, sometimes it’s just too damned dangerous to do so. When it’s backed up with cars and lorries that have slid to a halt, the road is shut and Al and Gord get to work pulling them up the hill.
Pulling them up The Smasher, mainly. I drove along The Coq the day before I met up with them, and, coming from the north, I have to admit that I couldn’t see what the fuss was about. I’d been in Canada for a month by then, meandering across roads with names like The Top of the World Highway, the Alaska Highway, and even the modestly named but deceptively dangerous Dempster Highway. Sure, The Coq was a bit windy, steep in places, and with some nasty drop-offs, but it didn’t look that bad.
And then I hit The Smasher. Passing under the 300m snow tunnel, I started down what ended up being a 28km-long constant drop. It’s relentless – and remorseless. While there are run-off areas that allow drivers to safely stop runaway trucks, some don’t see them, while others don’t bother using them: Al reckons that about one in 20 lorry drivers doesn’t pull into the brake check area. Others don’t know how to use their engine brakes, or leave their trucks in the wrong gear, so they end up riding their brake pedal the whole way down.
“They then hit the bottom with red-hot brakes, smell something funny, and pull over. The brakes then get even hotter because there’s no air rushing over them to cool them – and they burst into flames. Next thing you know you’ve got a truck on fire.” Al smiles, but it’s a forlorn smile, a smile that is half acknowledging the funny side, but is simultaneously bewildered that anyone would do a job that they didn’t understand, one they hadn’t mastered. Especially on The Coq.
This is a constant theme: whether it is drivers racing through a snow storm at 120km/h, or truck drivers with no snow chains (or the wrong ones, or no idea how to use them) the problems the men describe seem avoidable, in the main.
Al tells me that he has been pushing for a safety sticker to be issued. The idea is simple: drivers are pulled over by highways officials, and asked to demonstrate that they have snow chains and, crucially, that they know how to put them on. Those that pass are given a sticker to put in their windscreen to show that they have the equipment and skills to drive along The Coq in bad weather.
It’s a simple idea. And possibly a life-saving one.
Al wanders off to find his mobile phone, leaving Gord and I alone for a while. You, like me, have probably enjoyed watching Gord lose his temper on Highway Thru’ Hell. Clearly a man with little time for those who can’t do their job to a reasonable degree of proficiency, his forthright advice to drivers to “straighten the fucking wheels” has had me howling with laughter.
In person, Gord is still a slightly larger than life character but much warmer, friendlier and, well, nicer than I was expecting. He is an alpha male without being macho; his is the charisma that boardroom executives and city gym rats aspire to, but rarely achieve. He knows he has nothing to prove anymore, so doesn’t bother even thinking about it, much less worrying how he comes across.
The creases on his face tell of a life lived outdoors – and one with plenty of laughter, at that. He smokes and tells me more about the job, and about working for Al. He clearly loves his work (“Hell, if I didn’t do this I’d have to get a real job!”) and Al too; he tells me that he’s treated as one of the family and feels utter loyalty in return.
Not that Gord is a pushover. It’s just that he and Al have been working together so long that any wrinkles have been ironed out long ago. Alpha males don’t fight, because they’ve each got their own territory, their own skills, their own life; it’s only insecure men that throw their weight around, bicker and score points. Real men just get on with the damned job and don’t get in each other’s way.
He tells the story of a job where he was the last member of the crew to arrive. The other guys had already rigged the stricken truck as far as they could, and left just enough space for him to pull his wrecker in. The others knew where his strengths lay, and where he’d need to place his truck to make the most efficient use of it. I imagine that sort of thing happens a lot.
The filming crew are really good, he says. Tight and well-organised. In the main. He tells me that he abandoned one cameraman twice in one night, leaving him alone on the side of The Coq when he was too slow to get back into the truck: “The customers are my priority. I’ll make allowances for the film crew but when I’m ready to move I’m gone. If they don’t get back in the cab when I tell ‘em, then I’ll leave ‘em behind.”
He softens the story by going on to say that he made it up to the tardy cameraman by pulling an enormous drift in Plan B in a deserted, snow-covered parking lot. “I told him to stand there, and get the camera rolling. I then locked everything up and pulled the biggest drift you’ve ever seen!” he laughs.
He shows me around Plan B with pride. He says that he prefers manual gearboxes to automatics, because then he’s in control. He says he uses the clutch to pull away and then doesn’t touch it again, negotiating his way through the truck’s 18 gears using mechanical sympathy and a deft touch alone. Power-shifting his way up the ‘box is his party trick; those snatched tows you sometimes see him giving? They’re deliberate, not accidental. Certainly not poor form or anything close. That’s Gord letting the driver know that he’s mightily pissed off because the other guy hadn’t brought his A Game to the situation. That he’s been stupid enough to come to The Coq with nothing but the vaguest idea of what he was doing – and almost none of the equipment with which to do it.
But, worst of all, that guy hadn’t shown humility. He’d fucked up, and didn’t even have the decency or grace to listen to what Gord was telling him. I’ve seen both Al and Gord coach other, less experienced recovery operators through a difficult recovery. They’ve also helped and towed motorists and not changed them a penny. Quiring Towing is intimately involved with the community within which they live and work – and has been for four generations. They know the value of being good neighbours, whether that’s in their local town or on The Coq.
These are not men who are in it for the money. And when some asshole expects to have his problems solved with no input whatsoever, bar handing over a credit card? No fucking way. You are involved, son, you can hear Gord thinking. You’re invested and committed and by God you’re going to stay involved – even if all that means is steering your rig in the right direction and helping out a little when your driving wheels get traction again.
Gord’s tools are as neatly sorted as you might expect: “It’s hard to keep tools neatly organised in a moving truck,” he explains, but they look pretty well organised to me. They’re sensibly grouped, clean, and some sport a protective coating of clean grease. Gord is obviously a man that takes as much pride in his tools as he does in his driving.
His recovery chains hang in knot-free lengths. His shackles are easily accessible, as are his snatch blocks. Used to change the direction of a pull, these can also be used to increase the pull the truck’s winch can exert: adding one snatch block halves the speed of the pull but it doubles the power. Another doubles that. And so on, almost ad infinitum like Swift’s fleas.
Towing hooks, blocks, bolt croppers, hydraulic connections, wiring harnesses, and a locker full of nothing but hammers (Gord is a keen advocate of the principle of percussive maintenance). The list goes on, but my head is spinning.
Al returns. Taller than me, which isn’t something I get to write very often, he asks me if I’d like to see his Caterpillars. We wander around the back of the yard where two Caterpillar D9s sit. The D9 is the workhorse of the construction and mining industry: if the Land Rover helped conquer the world, and the JCB helped build it, the D9 flattened it.
Weighing almost 49 tonnes, the D9 remained in production from 1954 all the way through to 1987, albeit with some revisions over the years. Powered by the D353 diesel engine, most were fitted with shovel blades at the front, and ripping plough-type blades at the rear. Al has no use for a ripping blade, so his D9s have hydraulic winches on them. As you’d expect.
He scrambles up into the cockpit and fires one straight up. Al might enjoy tinkering with them and restoring them, but they’re working tools and need to start on the button, every time. He tells me how he came by each one, what work he needed to do to get them running and operating again – and then he tells me how much one can earn for him in a day, and I’m impressed.
Gord extols their virtues too; both men are obsessed with winching heavy stuff, which is exactly how I hoped they’d be. While the advice to never meet your heroes is a sound strategy, Al and Gord are the same straightforward, plain-speaking men I’d watched on the television.
(They’d have loved Fred Dibnah’s yard – and it’s not too late for the boys to meet Guy Martin…)
Gord rides a Harley-Davidson and drives an old step-side pickup. Al drives a modern Dodge Challenger, you know, the one with the supercharged V8 engine. Both wear Carhartt work clothing and sport moustaches, and neither seem to sweat the whole shaving gig too much. Gord professes a penchant for moose steaks and Scottish whisky, and both swear freely. Not the casual ‘the fucking fucker’s fucked’ profanity of the ill-educated, but the insertion of carefully modulated swear words that add emphasis and tonality.
Al is sitting on an old wheel now, shaded from the fierce midday heat. And so, even though I have known him for only a couple of hours, when he looks up at me and uses an expletive to describe how bad an accident was, I know that it must have been really bad.
The full article can be seen in the forthcoming Cold issue of the print magazine, which is due out in September 2019.
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